Sunday, July 17, 2011

The White Denim Cut-Offs

What is it with white clothing and spills?  Why is it that whenever I wear white clothing, I am guaranteed to spill something on it?  I wasn't even trying hard not to spill something today.  I was just acting like I usually act, like when I am not wearing white clothing.  And, why is it that when I do manage to spill something on my white clothing, it is always on some spot that might make people question exactly what happened?  I feel like the human subject in a story from Greek mythology, the gods and goddesses amusing themselves by manipulating events so that I will spill something on my white clothing in the most inopportune spot.  Well done, gods and goddesses!

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